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Stellantis was a dying brand. Is it back?

Stellantis : The mega-merger giant that has been under fire by enthusiasts as the dull, corporate custodian of dying European marques, churning out badge-engineered crossovers with souls as empty as an abandoned dealership showroom. This year, however, they pulled off a massive statement, unveiling a fleet of six daring concept cars that promise to injection-mold raw soul back into their struggling portfolio. Here's my hypothesis for this article:  Does the new wave of Stellantis concepts breathe new life into the dying company?  Let's break down each car to find out. Citroën 2CV Concept The original 1948 Citroën 2CV was an exercise in extreme utilitarianism, “an ultra-affordable ‘tin snail’ built so two farmers could haul a basket of un-cracked eggs across a freshly plowed field”. The new 2CV Concept stays fiercely loyal to that low-cost ethos, re-imagining the basic transport prompt as an accessible, light-footprint EV aimed at a €15,000 starting price. Design-wise, it drop...
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Cars I Hate: the JZA80 Supra

Honestly, I’m sick of people talking up cars just because of brand clout or internet trends instead of looking at the actual car. I expected to be irritated by all the purist crying over the Toyota Supra, but to be completely real with you, most of the hot takes out there on this car are absolute trash. And here's why. The Broken Legacy Nobody Talks About To kick things off, if you ask any internet "car guy," they'll tell you the Supra is this sacred lineage of design. But you have to be literally BLIND to look at the history of this car and think Toyota had a consistent vision. The Mark 1, Mark 2, and Mark 3 were completely logical. They were classic 80s wedge GTs with sharp creases, clean horizontal lines, long hoods, and pop-up headlights. You could look at an A70 and clearly see where it came from. But then 1993 rolled around and Toyota dropped the A80 (Mk4), and the visual continuity evaporated into thin air. The A80 abandoned  every single  design cue of the A70...

My Rant (& Praises) of the New Cars from the 2026 Monterey Car Week

So, as most of you know, the world of cars is getting less and less exciting... I used to binge-watch events like Geneva Motor Show and Goodwood Festival of Speed, getting more and more interested each time a new supercar would come out. But these days, it is getting more and more tiring seeing the push towards EV's and huge SUV's as we move to a world that really isn't about driving, and more about brand hierarchy. So when this year's Monterey Car Week rolled around, I was half expecting to be totally disappointed by what was going to be unveiled. And to be completely honest, a huge chunk of it turned out to be absolute trash. The Trash in Question To kick things off from the absolute WORST of the unveils to the absolute PEAK, we have to start with the Singer X Louis Vuitton 911 collaboration pair. I still have no idea who this tailors to, as you have to be literally BLIND to appreciate the cars.  One of them is this gaudy cream and wooden 911 that looked like LV's...